February 2012
The CIA hires clairvoyant people.
I heard an ad on the radio.
I wish that instead of calling it "losing your...
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General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
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all-nighter?
steelsamurai:
all-nighter.
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In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
When you realise any of us could have walked past...
☺More Laughs Here.
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hey so
homework
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make a text post
refresh
SHIT I OFFENDED SOMEONE
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When your ship is having a moment
frompillow:
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maozeduong asked: whats a home-stuck?
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So, GUESS WHO'S GGUSD'S BACCALAUREATE SPEAKER...
JONATHAN NGUYEN?
OH BBY I’M SO PROUD OF YOU I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT. /PINCHES CHEEKS
Don't assume my posts are about you. But if you're...
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beepony:
poisonparfait69:
manisoke:
ask-carcinogeneticist:
GODDAMMIT, EQUIUS. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
HAH! So perfect~
fuck
SCREAMIMG
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My friend: I still don't understand Homestuck.
Me: Because you haven't read it. You should, though.
My friend: What's it about?
Me: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK.
My friend: ....
Me: Sorry.
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